Do you have a problem? A drinking problem? Are you being forced to drink those sissy soft drinks when all you want is an adult beverage?! Fear no more!
Enjoy your drinking problem in public! Hide in plain view!
No one will ever…ever…ever know!!!!
Make your lunch break… a liiiiiiife breaaaaaaaaak!
“I had no idea those citizens we’re drinking prohibited beverages.” – Officer Buzzkill
“The kids really get to me, but I need to keep smiling!” – Anonymous PTA Mom
“My mother-in-law is a real battleaxe. Her preachy dinners are so much easier to manage. Thanks Beer-Can-Covers!” -Danny McSecular