Do You have a Problem?


Do you have a problem? A drinking problem? Are you being forced to drink those sissy soft drinks when all you want is an adult beverage?! Fear no more!


Enjoy your drinking problem in public! Hide in plain view!

No one will ever…ever…ever know!!!!

Make your lunch break… a liiiiiiife breaaaaaaaaak!


“I had no idea those citizens we’re drinking prohibited beverages.” – Officer Buzzkill

“The kids really get to me, but I need to keep smiling!” – Anonymous PTA Mom

“My mother-in-law is a real battleaxe. Her preachy dinners are so much easier to manage. Thanks Beer-Can-Covers!” -Danny McSecular



Buy Stuff Fight Cancer

Amazon Smiles

A short while ago, Amazon introduced AmazonSmile as a way to buy stuff and support a charity of your choice. There are a number to choose from or you can enter in one that you know about. I chose Friends of Kids with Cancer, because… fuck cancer. It is compatible with a Prime membership if you have one. If you don’t have one, I highly recommend it. There is a 30 day free trial

To find out more about AmazonSmile here is the About Page, but here is a brief excerpt:

AmazonSmile is a simple and automatic way for you to support your favorite charitable organization every time you shop, at no cost to you. When you shop at, you’ll find the exact same low prices, vast selection and convenient shopping experience as, with the added bonus that Amazon will donate a portion of the purchase price to your favorite charitable organization. You can choose from nearly one million organizations to support.